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These are some lies we made up about Enterprise.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is occasionally perceived drifting along Lone Tree Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A centaur has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions in Brown Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight heaving bricks.
A space invader from Venus may occasionally be seen in a store in the Enterprise area.
A huge fawn was observed climbing up from a drain hole on an Enterprise lane very late at night.
A space alien from another solar system came into sight poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Enterprise.
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Ghost Sightings From Enterprise
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Ghost Sightings From Enterprise
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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