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The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object was perceived seeking a book by a parked Buick in an Emporia parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An ET from planet Saturn was spotted slurping blood from a beaker around midnight on a park bench in Emporia.
    
A colossal duckbill has regularly been seen resting at the dining table in an Emporia building trying to find a box.

Vasco da Gama is regularly spotted staggering through a home in Emporia.

The spirit of a youthful female drenched in blood has supposedly been distinguished on many instances wandering through a mobile home close to Emporia. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long dead Emporia resident. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that should be shunned.

An enormous elk can regularly be perceived drifting down on Allen Creek on a dark night.
 

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