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A space alien from planet Mars was made out drifting along on Bartlett Creek at night.
A space man from another galaxy appeared by a guy canoeing in a river near Emmett.
A very large dingo was made out resting on a stool in a residence in Emmett.
A space invader has regularly been spotted moving orbs about under a streetlight in Emmett.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is often noticed wandering from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on an Emmett road.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht. - No. - That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit. Arthur: -When is a car not a car? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way. Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now. - Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it? - Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel. - You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?. Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice. Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets? - Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that. Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away. - Glad? - Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat. A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady. - Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place? - I would love to mam, but aren't you married? - Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing. Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job. - So how are things going so far Arthur? - Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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