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These are some lies we made up about Dodge City.
An ET from outer space has repeatedly been distinguished riding on a pony alongside a highway close to Dodge City.
A lady with her head and both arms chopped off has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances at a coin operated phone in Dodge City talking on the phone. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Dodge City many years ago.
An extraterrestrial can repeatedly be distinguished staggering through a Dodge City area churchyard.
A colossal okapi can be made out over and over again on the peak of Boot Hill before sunrise studying the scenery.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy has every so often been observed in Chilton Park late in the night hauling a corpse through some bushes.
An enormous ocelot is from time to time perceived in the early morning hours floating along South Fork Duck Creek.
An armed forces uniform
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pacing around without a body in it is rumored to have been seen on several occasions mounding boulders next to a wild road near Dodge City at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from planet Mercury may occasionally be made out standing by a deserted road near Dodge City.
The phantom of a severely charred woman has regularly been distinguished
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in a trailer in Dodge City.
A massive whale is regularly seen in a Dodge City flat.
A Velociraptor can repeatedly be distinguished walking in the middle of a desolate road in close proximity to Dodge City.
A giant wolf can be witnessed often seated on a sofa in a residence in the vicinity of Dodge City.
The ghost of the driver of a train has sometimes been observed late at night following a passing Dodge on a shadowy highway in close proximity to Dodge City.
The spirit of an appallingly mangled huntsman pulling a dead wolf is every so often spotted in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Some of the people who live in this town allege this spirit likes scaring unwise folks who come seeking spirits in Dodge City.
An extraterrestrial from space has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions by a lady hunting in a forest right next door to Dodge City.
Snow White may from time to time be observed sitting on a couch in
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Ghost Sightings From Dodge City
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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