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A Megalosaurus can sometimes be noticed moving orbs about by Cris Creek.
The spirit of a young woman wearing a blood-covered wedding dress was seen resting in a chair in a house in Delphos. When the onlooker came into sight the spirit ran away. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is that of a person who resided here in Delphos a long time ago. No matter what people express, this spirit sure is scary; one that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge chinchilla came into sight striding from flat to flat on a dark night on a Delphos residential road.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Delphos building.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn appeared going bananas in Kanopolis State Park near the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Delphos
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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