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These are some lies we made up about Collyer.
A female with a blue face may be noticed very often dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of East Branch Downer Creek after midnight. According to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is most likely the undead spirit of a local person who used to live here in Collyer.
The Loch Ness Monster has sometimes been perceived in a Collyer area grocery store, striding the aisles.
A gargantuan ewe is every so often seen reading a newsletter before dawn on a sidewalk in Collyer.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has purportedly been observed on frequent occasions grasping a skull in Cedar Bluff State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A colossal basilisk can once in a while be seen seated at a table in a Collyer apartment screaming.
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Ghost Sightings From Collyer
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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