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These are some lies we made up about Coats.
An extremely large zebra is often made out looking at the surroundings at MacAdoo Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has been noticed on one or two occasions seated in a chair in a trailer in Coats.
The ghost of an old guy with a long gray mustache can frequently be perceived striding from building to building after midnight on a Coats road. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that should be let alone.
A huge sloth may be seen often rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Coats residence very late at night.
A space alien from planet Mercury is occasionally noticed having a seat at a coffee table in a Coats mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Coats
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Ghost Sightings From Coats
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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