|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Centerville.
An extremely large mandrill is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances drifting along Coffeebean Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden left leg may sometimes be made out relaxing at a table in a Centerville home attempting to verbalize something.
A gargantuan rhinoceros has frequently been noticed pacing through a trailer in Centerville.
A space invader from another galaxy is often observed strolling through a mobile home near Centerville.
A space alien may repeatedly be observed contemplating in Crawford State Park quite near the ranger station.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Centerville
Submit a lie about Centerville, Kansas:
Other untruthful towns near Centerville, Kansas:
Parker, Kansas, 6 miles away
Blue Mound, Kansas, 7 miles away
Kincaid, Kansas, 12 miles away
Fontana, Kansas, 13 miles away
Greeley, Kansas, 13 miles away
Mound City, Kansas, 13 miles away
Lane, Kansas, 14 miles away
Osawatomie, Kansas, 14 miles away
Garnett, Kansas, 18 miles away
La Cygne, Kansas, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Kansas
|
Ghost Sightings From Centerville
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
MORE JOKES
|
