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The ghost of a pregnant female has been said to have been seen on frequent instances sitting on a sofa in a trailer in Cedar Point. Residents who have observed this phantom argue this phantom enjoys startling unwise people who dare to interrupt the silence in Cedar Point. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
A space alien may occasionally be seen in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along on Bruno Creek.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly spotted in Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve near the park headquarters going nuts.
A space alien from planet Mercury has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions heaving boulders in El Dorado State Park right by the ranger station.
A gigantic roebuck can repeatedly be noticed piling chunks of concrete next to a streetlight in Cedar Point.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Point
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Point
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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