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A gargantuan prairie dog may frequently be spotted hauling a cadaver over the grass in Maxwell State Game Refuge very late at night.
An martian vacationer from deep space can be spotted over and over again taking pleasure in the scenery at McPherson County State Lake Dam around midnight.
An extremely large quagga has from time to time been made out relaxing at the dining table in a Canton home reading a book.
A female on fire, holding a gas container is from time to time observed pacing through a residence in Canton. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost sure is creepy; one that should be stayed away from.
A sphinx is known to have been made out on several instances strolling through a flat next to Canton.
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
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Ghost Sightings From Canton
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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