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These are some lies we made up about Caney.
A colossal musk deer has occasionally been noticed burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Copan Wildlife Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been observed on many instances on a dark night floating along on Bee Creek.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can sometimes be made out waving to cars by the side of a murky road in the neighborhood of Caney.
The spirit of a gravely scorched woman has regularly been perceived dispatching a postcard at a Caney post office.
An ET from another galaxy is frequently seen glancing at the view from the highest spot of Round Mound very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Caney
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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