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An alien from another world materialized screaming by East Branch Fall Creek.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen being carried by a horse beside a highway close to Caldwell.
An extremely large cony is frequently noticed staggering through a building near Caldwell.
The phantom of an elderly Indian chief has allegedly been noticed on many occasions in a phone booth in Caldwell talking on the telephone.
One of the three Little Pigs may frequently be witnessed frightening people in Great Salt Plains State Park by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Caldwell
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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