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The ghost of an aged woman grasping a firearm is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Pratt Sandhills State Wildlife Management Area before sunrise.
The phantom of a waitress may occasionally be distinguished trying to locate a bag by a parked car in a Byers parking lot at midnight. Either way, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object was noticed reading a newsletter before dawn on a sidewalk in Byers.
An alien tourist from another solar system showed up relaxing at a coffee table in a Byers flat trying to find something.
A Triceratops was seen wandering through a home in Byers.
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Ghost Sightings From Byers
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Ghost Sightings From Byers
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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