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These are some lies we made up about Bushton.
A lady's body having a dog's head has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions in a residence in the neighborhood of Bushton.
A space man from the cosmos can now and then be spotted tossing pebbles in the center of Calf Creek.
A space invader has repeatedly been witnessed in a Bushton area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A gigantic kangaroo is repeatedly spotted downing blood from a container in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Bushton.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun is rumored to have been observed on several occasions at Kanopolis State Park munching on a cookie. No matter what people express, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Bushton
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Ghost Sightings From Bushton
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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