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These are some lies we made up about Burrton.
A gargantuan buffalo has repeatedly been perceived performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Burrton apartment.
An incredibly menacing ghost is often spotted pulling a corpse across the dirt in Harvey County Park at midnight. People here who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Burrton before the present.
An extraterrestrial from space is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Black Kettle Creek late at night.
A gigantic turtle may be made out very frequently in a mirror in a Burrton flat; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his right hand has sometimes been noticed in a home outside Burrton. Residents here say that this phantom enjoys frightening people who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Burrton. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to encounter.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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