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These are some lies we made up about Burr Oak.
A Yeti has repeatedly been perceived before dawn drifting along on Ash Creek.
A very large fawn is repeatedly witnessed by Jensen Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
The ghost of a man carrying a blood-splattered sword is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Burr Oak house after midnight.
The phantom of a civil war soldier may frequently be noticed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Burr Oak residence.
An ET from planet Pluto may be distinguished very frequently twinkling a lamp in Glen Elder State Park outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Burr Oak
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Ghost Sightings From Burr Oak
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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