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These are some lies we made up about Burns.
A Triceratops was made out walking alongside a deserted highway near Burns.
A very large colt showed up in El Dorado State Park by the ranger station searching for another ghost.
An alien from Mars came into view appearing in a closet mirror.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was perceived after midnight pursuing a passing VW on a dark highway outside Burns. This exact ghost has been made out very frequently in this neighborhood.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is regularly spotted looking outside Tallgrass Prairie National Preserve.
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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