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These are some lies we made up about Burlington.
Julius Ceasar is regularly noticed standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Burlington.
A massive burro has allegedly been made out on one or two occasions monitoring the scenery from the peak of Jackrabbit Hill after midnight.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe can frequently be distinguished by John Redmond Dam late at night looking at the water. Lots of people who live here argue this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Burlington long ago.
An ET from another solar system can be distinguished time and again demolishing a bag in Hickory Creek East Recreation Area on a dark night.
A space invader is once in a while seen hurling pebbles into the water at Badger Creek at midnight.
An alien tourist from outer space is known to have been distinguished on many occasions in a residence in Burlington.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian can sometimes be witnessed in a Burlington flat. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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