|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Burlingame.
A colossal vicuna has regularly been made out scrutinizing Major Draw in detail at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter is often observed up on the apex of Elkhorn Knob staring furiously at the witness.
A giant hartebeest has supposedly been observed on a small number of occasions chucking chunks of concrete into the water at Dry Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another solar system can be made out very often in a flat near Burlingame.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been observed looking for a box beneath a parked vehicle in a Burlingame parking lot in the early morning hours.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Burlingame
Submit a lie about Burlingame, Kansas:
Other untruthful towns near Burlingame, Kansas:
Scranton, Kansas, 6 miles away
Osage City, Kansas, 7 miles away
Auburn, Kansas, 8 miles away
Harveyville, Kansas, 9 miles away
Carbondale, Kansas, 10 miles away
Wakarusa, Kansas, 11 miles away
Lyndon, Kansas, 12 miles away
Topeka, Kansas, 15 miles away
Vassar, Kansas, 15 miles away
Berryton, Kansas, 19 miles away
Melvern, Kansas, 19 miles away
Overbrook, Kansas, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Kansas
|
Ghost Sightings From Burlingame
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
MORE JOKES
|
