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These are some lies we made up about Burdett.
A space alien from the cosmos is often noticed moving orbs around mid stream in Buckner Creek.
A huge hippopotamus has supposedly been made out on a handful of instances on a Burdett lane before dawn.
The martian commander of a flying saucer can repeatedly be spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Burdett.
A space man from the Moon can be spotted time and again in Cedar Bluff State Park at the ranger station staring crossly at the eye witness.
Rapunzel has occasionally been seen looking at a person snoozing in a bed in a flat in Burdett.
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Ghost Sightings From Burdett
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Ghost Sightings From Burdett
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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