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A big scary giant may be witnessed over and over again drifting along Blue Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal squirrel has from time to time been distinguished up on Flint Hills looking menacing.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft is occasionally witnessed on the peak of one of the heights in the Flint Hills on a dark night turning toward the viewer.
An alien explorer from space is rumored to have been observed on one or two instances in a supermarket in the Burden neighborhood.
An ET from planet Jupiter can once in a while be spotted climbing out of a storm drain on a Burden lane at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Burden
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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