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These are some lies we made up about Bunker Hill.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has regularly been spotted suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Bunker Hill.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been noticed on several occasions at Beaver Creek before dawn heaving boulders into the flow. It's been said that this particular ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Bunker Hill. In any case, this is an antagonistic phantom that any sensible person wouldn't want to run into.
A Pterodactyl can regularly be perceived at the entrance to Wilson State Park trying to touch something.
A colossal ox may be distinguished very often staring at a woman snoozing in an armchair in a residence in Bunker Hill.
Little Red Riding Hood has every now and then been distinguished in a convenience store in the Bunker Hill vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Bunker Hill
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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