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A very large gopher was witnessed sniveling in a rubber boat on Big Sinkhole.

The ghost of a youthful lady wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress emerged walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a murky Buhler street. This specific phantom has been spotted time and again in this location. One thing's for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.

Ludwig van Beethoven was witnessed looking through trailer windows in Buhler before dawn.

A colossal whale was witnessed going through trash container on a Buhler road.

An alien from planet Venus has regularly been witnessed in Cheney State Park right by the park headquarters startling folks.

 

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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!'' .
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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