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These are some lies we made up about Buffalo.
A lady with her left arm and left leg sliced off has occasionally been made out pulling a body from the cold water of Bloody Run after midnight.
An alien is from time to time observed at Wilson County State Lake Dam before dawn looking frightening.
A gigantic tapir has allegedly been made out on a small number of occasions in Wilson County State Park before sunrise pulling a corpse across the ground.
An martian traveler from another planet can once in a while be distinguished on the highest spot of Rose Dome at midnight monitoring the landscape.
A military outfit striding about lacking a body in it was noticed walking a dog at the stroke of midnight on a shady Buffalo street. This ghost is exceptionally active in this neighborhood; there have been many other accounts of this exact ghost. Whatever folks verbalize, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that is rather not upset.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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