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A decapitated gentleman is known to have been witnessed on numerous instances at Bronson Water Storage Dam before dawn taking in the landscape.
An ET from outer space has frequently been noticed drifting down Bell Branch before dawn.
An enormous frog has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances attempting to grasp something in Opossum Hollow around midnight.
A big frightening dragon may repeatedly be distinguished dispatching a box at a Bronson post office.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform can be distinguished over and over again glugging down fuel from a gas pump at a gas station in Bronson.
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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