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These are some lies we made up about Brewster.
A colossal colt is once in a while perceived gazing over Great Plains late in the night.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has been spotted on a small number of occasions conversing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
A soldier's uniform walking about devoid of a body in it may every now and then be observed walking a dog at the stroke of midnight on a murky Brewster avenue. Well, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from planet Saturn was distinguished watching TV in a Brewster living room very late at night.
An enormous jaguar was spotted on a Brewster residential street very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewster
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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