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These are some lies we made up about Bonner Springs.
A female with no head can regularly be seen dispatching an envelope at a Bonner Springs post office.
A space alien from deep space can be observed repeatedly downing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Bonner Springs.
A space man has from time to time been spotted taking pleasure in the scenery at Lake of the Forest Dam at midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space is every so often seen in Roadside Park very late at night hauling a corpse through some bushes.
A massive hyena is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent instances down beside the waterfront at Elmers Lake gazing.
A massive chinchilla has frequently been made out walking a German Shepherd on a dark night on a gloomy Bonner Springs street.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is repeatedly witnessed at Betts Creek after midnight tossing bricks into the flowing water.
A colossal yak is known to have been made out on a small number
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of occasions peeking through apartment windows in Bonner Springs after midnight.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may regularly be distinguished watching TV in a Bonner Springs living room before sunrise.
A giant jerboa has sometimes been perceived on a Bonner Springs residential street on a dark night.
The phantom of a young woman
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with a cord around her neck is now and then perceived turning toward the bystander outside the entrance to Clinton State Park.
An enormous pronghorn can every so often be observed staring at a guy snoozing in a bed in a residence in Bonner Springs.
A space man was seen in a convenience store in the Bonner Springs neighborhood.
A colossal dormouse appeared ascending up from a drain hole on a Bonner Springs avenue at night.
An enormously scary ghost was noticed nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Bonner Springs. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being made out.
An alien tourist from outer space became visible playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Bonner Springs flat.
A colossal antelope was distinguished in a Bonner Springs highschool late at night wandering the corridors.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has regularly been witnessed in a mirror in a Bonner Springs trailer; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bonner Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Bonner Springs
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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