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The ghost of a young female drenched in blood may regularly be witnessed late at night drifting by on Sand Creek. No matter what, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that is better not upset.
A gargantuan mustang can be distinguished often peeking through flat windows in Bogue late in the night.
Ludwig van Beethoven has once in a while been witnessed going through garbage container on a Bogue avenue.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso is once in a while spotted on a Bogue avenue late at night. One thing's for sure, this ghost sure is scary; one that you would not want to meet around midnight.
A giant newt has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions in Cedar Bluff State Park right by the park headquarters looking for someone.
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Ghost Sightings From Bogue
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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