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The ghost of a train driver was perceived holding a headbone in the center of Baehr Creek. When the onlooker appeared the spirit escaped.
Frankenstein's Monster has regularly been distinguished rummaging around in garbage cans on a Bluff City residential street.
A female lacking a head is frequently noticed on a Bluff City avenue at midnight. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Bluff City local resident.
A man with no head is known to have been observed on a few occasions staring at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a residence in Bluff City. According to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Bluff City many years ago.
A colossal baboon can regularly be noticed quite near Cheney State Park contemplating.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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