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These are some lies we made up about Blue Rapids.
The ghost of a young lady with a wire around her neck may repeatedly be witnessed reading a newspaper in Alcove Springs Park on a dark night. Several of those who live here say this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Blue Rapids some time ago.
A gentleman lacking a head can be perceived repeatedly trying to find somebody down near Alcove Spring very late at night. In any event, it is certainly a scary ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large beard and a hook instead of his hand has every so often been observed holding a headbone up on Indian Mound. It has been declared that this specific spirit takes pleasure in terrifying foolhardy people who are bold enough to upset the silence in Blue Rapids. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sound person would not want to encounter.
A sizeable creepy giant has
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been said to have been witnessed on many occasions floating along on Dutch Creek late at night.
An enormous gazelle can from time to time be distinguished at Waterville Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the landscape.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Rapids
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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