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These are some lies we made up about Blue Mound.
A big scary ogre emerged staring at the water by Hidden Valley Lake Dam late in the night.
An ET was observed mid stream in Bell Branch gulping blood from a container.
A massive mountain goat was spotted searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Blue Mound residence late at night.
Vincent van Gogh is repeatedly perceived staring at folks in a Blue Mound home through a keyhole.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy has been perceived on one or two occasions hitch-hiking beside a dark highway right next door to Blue Mound.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mound
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Mound
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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