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These are some lies we made up about Bison.
A woman with worms crawling out of her eyes is regularly made out by Sand Creek howling at the observer to stay away.
The ghost of a strapped up female has been witnessed on many occasions strolling from mobile home to mobile home very late at night on a Bison residential road. Locals say that this spirit is possibly the undeparted spirit of a local who used to have a house here in Bison.
The alien navigator of a UFO may often be made out browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Bison residence around midnight.
An ET from planet Mercury can be made out very often sitting at a coffee table in a Bison flat.
A woman having the head of a devil has every so often been perceived staring at people in a Bison trailer through a keyhole.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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