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These are some lies we made up about Bird City.
A headless gentleman has regularly been perceived staggering from building to building very late at night on a Bird City road.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is regularly distinguished searching through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Bird City flat around midnight. A local argues that this ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who have the courage to upset the peace in Bird City. One thing is for certain, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before dawn.
An ET from the cosmos is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions looking at folks in a Bird City mobile home through a peephole.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-splattered sword can be perceived very often waving to cars beside a dark highway outside Bird City.
A space alien has now and then been made out guzzling fuel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Bird City.
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Ghost Sightings From Bird City
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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