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These are some lies we made up about Berryton.
A gigantic lynx has once in a while been observed mounding pebbles in the middle of Burys Creek.
A medusa is sometimes distinguished in a clothing store in the Berryton area.
A gargantuan bear may once in a while be noticed seeking a hat on the shore of Lake Jivaro.
A woman with no head is repeatedly perceived glugging down soda pop at Shawnee County Dam before dawn. Nonetheless, it's a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
An extremely large basilisk is known to have been made out on many occasions in Dornwood Park at the stroke of midnight smoking a cigar.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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