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These are some lies we made up about Bern.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was perceived staring at the water by Boy-Scouts of America Detention Dam at midnight.
The phantom of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion has frequently been seen floating in the air like a cloud in Bern. A local argues that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Bern resident.
A very large duckbill is frequently distinguished in Four Mile Creek State Wildlife Management Area at midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A space man from planet Saturn can often be witnessed at Deer Creek at the stroke of midnight chucking pebbles into the stream.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be observed very frequently staring at a woman sleeping on the floor in a flat in Bern.
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Ghost Sightings From Bern
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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