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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
A space man from deep space may once in a while be observed chatting into the air as if somebody in addition was near.
Henry VIII was observed walking a Saint Bernard late at night on a shadowy Benton residential road.
A space invader emerged smoking a pipe in Butler County State Park at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a guy with the sign of the devil cut into his head came into view at Santa Fe Lake Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the surroundings. The spirit did not care that there was someone else near. Several of the residents argue this ghost may very well be a well-known old days local of Benton. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan leopard was made out peeking through residence windows in Benton after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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