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These are some lies we made up about Bentley.
An enormous polar bear has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions at Emma Creek after midnight throwing boulders into the current.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space may repeatedly be observed staring at people in a Bentley residence through a door crack.
An armed forces outfit marching about without a body in it has occasionally been noticed in a deserted place near Bentley.
A gigantic kitten is every now and then noticed mailing a packet at a Bentley post office.
The ghost of a civil war warrior is rumored to have been perceived on frequent occasions right by the entrance to Cheney State Park gulping blood from a mug.
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Ghost Sightings From Bentley
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Ghost Sightings From Bentley
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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