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The ghost of a shackled up gentleman has been seen on one or two instances in the middle of Antelope Creek annihilating a book. Locals who have seen this ghost allege this ghost enjoys frightening folks who are courageous enough to disturb the calm in Bennington. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that you would not want to encounter around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may every so often be noticed trying to find a shoe on the shore of State Lake.
A space man from deep space was seen gobbling a cracker up on North Pole Mound.
An extremely large mongoose materialized in Ottawa County State Park around midnight smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a young female drenched in blood was observed staring at the water by Ottawa County State Lake Dam before sunrise. There are many accounts with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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