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These are some lies we made up about Benedict.
A gargantuan addax is repeatedly perceived by Wilson County State Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the water.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has supposedly been made out on many instances smoking a pipe in Wilson County State Park at night.
An alien voyager from space may regularly be seen reading a newspaper up on Dewey Mound.
A giant llama can be made out very often holding a human cranium in the center of Crooked Creek.
Count Dracula has now and then been spotted hitch-hiking in the middle of a dark highway near Benedict.
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Ghost Sightings From Benedict
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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