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These are some lies we made up about Bendena.
A gigantic baboon has occasionally been witnessed in Atchison County State Park before sunrise looking scary.
A space man from Pluto is once in a while made out flinging rocks into the current at Cold Ryan Branch before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can every so often be noticed by a man camping at a campground in close proximity to Bendena.
A huge badger was seen sitting on a couch in a house in Bendena.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman dragging a dead mountain lion materialized burrowing a gap underneath a streetlight in Bendena. When the ghost was spotted it vanished into the air. In any event, it's a frightening phantom that any commonsensical person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Bendena
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Ghost Sightings From Bendena
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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