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These are some lies we made up about Belpre.
A feminine person has now and then been witnessed in the backseat of a car by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it is in all certainty a creepy spirit that is rather not disturbed.
The spirit of a man clutching a sword is sometimes seen gardening in the side garden of a trailer in Belpre.
An alien tourist from another world has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions by a lady hunting in a forest near Belpre.
An enormous fish may once in a while be noticed relaxing on a stool in a mobile home in Belpre.
A space man from another solar system has often been observed pointing at the bystander next to a streetlight in Belpre.
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Ghost Sightings From Belpre
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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