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These are some lies we made up about Beloit.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has every so often been witnessed in Chautauqua Park in the early morning hours covering a body by a big rock.
A space invader from planet Venus is now and then witnessed trying to flag down cars next to a murky highway next to Beloit.
A space invader from the cosmos has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances flickering a flash light by Browns Creek.
An enormous duckbill has repeatedly been seen sending an envelope at a Beloit post office.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is often made out by the entrance to Glen Elder State Park screaming people's names.
An extremely large alpaca is rumored to have been made out on many occasions discussing into the night as if someone else was present.
A Yeti may frequently be seen walking a Terrier after midnight on a gloomy Beloit residential street.
A sizeable scary ghost may be perceived often staring through residence
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windows in Beloit late at night.
A gigantic mare has every so often been made out watching television in a Beloit living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system is every now and then spotted rummaging around in garbage container on a Beloit road.
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
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Ghost Sightings From Beloit
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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