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These are some lies we made up about Belleville.
The phantom of a pregnant woman came into view relaxing in a beanbag in a trailer in Belleville. Frightened by the viewers the phantom made its way into the darkness. Several of the folks who live in this town argue this ghost is the stressed soul of a long gone Belleville local resident.
A decapitated guy was spotted in the middle of Riley Creek trying to find a photo. When made out the phantom came near the eye witness who then escaped. It has been claimed that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Belleville a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet came into view slurping water underneath a lamppost in Belleville.
The phantom of a doctor with a bloody uniform was witnessed staggering from apartment to apartment very late at night on a Belleville street. This individual spirit has been spotted over and over again in this spot.
A colossal quagga was seen speaking into the air in Lovewell State Park near the park headquarters.
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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