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These are some lies we made up about Belle Plaine.
A massive wolverine has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions on a dark night floating down Argyle Creek.
A huge iguana may regularly be observed on a dark night sprinting after a passing car on a gloomy road near Belle Plaine.
The Pied Piper can be perceived repeatedly in the backseat of a Honda by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been perceived by an old man hunting in a forest next to Belle Plaine.
An martian vacationer from space is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions sitting in an armchair in a residence in Belle Plaine.
A space alien from another solar system can occasionally be spotted looking furiously at the viewer underneath a streetlight in Belle Plaine.
An ET is regularly noticed searching through the closet in the bedroom of a Belle Plaine building late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Plaine
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Plaine
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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