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The ghost of a delivery man was distinguished at Cold Springs Branch late in the night hurling pebbles into the flowing water. Frightened by the bystanders the phantom withdrew into the dark. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A very large lovebird has regularly been seen walking by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Beeler.
A space invader from the cosmos is regularly noticed coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been observed on several occasions crying by the entrance to Cedar Bluff State Park.
A huge seal can be distinguished over and over again late at night hurrying after a passing Nissan on a shady road near Beeler.
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Ghost Sightings From Beeler
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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