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A sizeable terrifying monster has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions throwing chunks of concrete into the water at Wolf Creek late at night.
An alien from Mars can repeatedly be noticed looking at folks in a Beattie home through a door crack.
A massive capybara has every so often been noticed in a wild neighborhood close to Beattie.
An alien from another planet is once in a while witnessed hovering in the middle of a shady highway right next door to Beattie.
A massive otter has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions downing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a gas station in Beattie.
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Ghost Sightings From Beattie
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Ghost Sightings From Beattie
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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