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These are some lies we made up about Bazine.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can occasionally be observed mid stream in Bazine Dry Creek heaving pebbles.
A space alien was observed hanging out in an empty mansion in Bazine.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer materialized destroying a map in Cedar Bluff State Park outside the park headquarters.
A space invader from Venus was witnessed standing by a secluded road near Bazine.
An enormous alligator showed up in a house in Bazine.
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Ghost Sightings From Bazine
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
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