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These are some lies we made up about Basehor.
A space alien from Mars has now and then been spotted marching in the middle of a wild highway next to Basehor.
A colossal lamb is now and then made out becoming visible in a closet mirror.
An ET from space has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions sitting on a sofa in a home near Basehor.
The ghost of the driver of a train has regularly been made out dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Hog Creek at the stroke of midnight. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Basehor long ago.
An ET is frequently made out at midnight hurrying after a passing Dodge on a shady road outside Basehor.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is known to have been made out on one or two occasions burying a corpse by a large boulder in Roadside Park at midnight.
Bigfoot may be perceived often gardening in the front garden of an apartment in Basehor.
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Ghost Sightings From Basehor
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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