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These are some lies we made up about Barnes.
The chilling ghost of a Hun may be spotted very often tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Bolling Creek on a dark night. One thing's for sure, it certainly is a frightening ghost that is better not messed with.
An alien is once in a while witnessed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been perceived on many instances picking flowers in the side yard of an apartment in Barnes.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may once in a while be noticed by a lady canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Barnes.
A glow-in-the-dark human form was perceived at Milford State Park annihilating a hat. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnes
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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