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These are some lies we made up about Barnard.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed tossing pebbles into the stream at Battle Creek on a dark night.
A space man from planet Pluto has frequently been seen strolling from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Barnard lane.
An ET from the cosmos is frequently seen browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Barnard building before sunrise.
The ghost of a woman with a sack tied around her head can frequently be spotted in Glen Elder State Park at the park headquarters hauling a human headbone. Loads of local residents declare this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Barnard a long time ago.
A half transparent man clothed as the captain of a craft may be spotted over and over again gazing at folks in a Barnard home through a peephole.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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